A Barrel of Nelsons

Man, I should learn to think before I blog. Because really, anything with “Stalker” in the title is probably something that might freak people out.
Sometimes I realize I sound like a gigantic twit.
And I spend time wondering why I don’t have friends?

So there haven’t been any updates here, mainly because I don’t have anything to tell you. That’s just how it is. I really promise that I’ll give you an update from the Mother’s Day Insanity as soon as I have something to give. Even if I have to be terribly vague and password protect or [...]

So today is that day. Mother’s Day.
I just sent e-cards to my mom and Sara. Mom got a Maxine-based one since Maxine is her “thing.” And she got a cute cat one from the “Grandkitties.” Sara got a kitchen based one.
I’m going to call my grandma later, because not only is today Mother’s Day, tomorrow [...]

I’ve got nothing much to say.
They called this morning and my car is totaled. Everybody says, it’s great that I wasn’t hurt and then proceed to lecture me on what I was doing wrong. As if I’m not hard enough on myself already. As if I don’t know what kind of tragedy this is, and [...]

I have a wicked bruise just above the elbow on the inside of my right arm. It hurts. I believe everyone was saying it looks like it’s from hitting the steering wheel.
I want my car to get fixed, but the tow truck guy was not optimistic. In fact he was down right pessimistic. (Forgive me [...]

Hi Internet-
I’m not at work like I’m supposed to be right now. Don’t worry. I didn’t get fired. In fact they approved the motion to add five hours a week to my schedule.
No… I’m not at work because maybe an hour and a half ago, I was heading to the gas station on the end [...]

I think I should start with some sort of apology for the punch-drunk-babbling-whackiness that was my last post. If it didn’t make sense, don’t worry, I’m not sure it was supposed too.
I’m up at 6:30 a.m. when I didn’t want to wake up until 7:00 a.m. and haven’t been sleeping well, so the thought (and [...]